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Liverpool 2-1 Reading
By: Prederick |We lost. And honestly, i’m not that disappointed.
This game was the early match on FSC today, which meant nearly waking up the neighbors cheering when Marek Matejovsky’s early strike flew in. I guarantee you, run that play 10,000 more times, and it never goes in again, and just flies over the [...]
Thursday Afternoon Amusement
By: Prederick |To steal a glorious line from Dikembe Mutombo, “Who Wants To Sex Sonko?”
Ladies, you know you can’t resist a man in a suit looking that dapper.
Probably the biggest downside for blogging a team that’s engaged in a relegation dogfight, is that, unless one of your players manages to get caught in some sort [...]
Liverpool Loss & Portsmouth Preview
By: Rob |Well, I dillied and dallied my way out of making a timely post about Tuesday’s 2-4 Carling Cup loss to Liverpool, so I’ll keep my thoughts brief. While the obvious media focus was on the Fernando Torres show, I came away reasonably satisfied with Reading’s effort. For one, the fearlessness of last season was back, [...]
Carling Cup Preview: v. Liverpool (+ Sidwell Loan?)
By: Rob |For the second consecutive year, Reading draws Liverpool in the third round of the Beer Cup, and last year’s game was an explosion of goals: a 4-3 loss at Anfield that saw the Royals go down 3-0, then 4-1, before putting in two late goals to make the Scousers sweat. This time around, the two [...]
A Sex Tape? Now We’re Bloggin’!
By: Rob |Oh, those magical words every blogger longs to hear: “sex tape.” That was the pleasant good morning news that greeted me, courtesy of Offside Overlord Bob’s morning update. Here I was planning on spending today’s post discussing how best to pronounce Liam Rosenior, and Leroy Lita provides me with the story of this blog’s young [...]
Rip It Up and Start Again
By: Rob |Well Reading’s recent fortunes and my blogging abilities have been directly proportional these last couple of weeks, to say the least. After successive 3-0 losses, one hoped that the international break would snap the Royals out of their funk, but a shockingly listless 2-1 loss to Sunderland Saturday has Reading in 18th, with an ugly [...]
The Reading Rainbow 8.28
By: Rob |Welcome to what will (hopefully) be the regular Tuesday news post: the Reading Rainbow. This week’s headlines: Sonko Trains, Sodje Limbos, Shorey Hobbles, Coppell Complains, Everybody’s Injured, Who…Is…The Triallist?!?, and the debut of ShoreyLitaWatch.
The Reading Evening Post hasn’t updated its website since the Reading Festival; hopefully the powerful 90s nostalgia combo of Smashing Pumpkins and [...]
4 Points Never Felt So Good
By: Rob |Heading into this opening week of doom, I figured 3 points would be the demarcation point for Reading. Less than 3, and they’d have fought to one or two draws, which would have been respectable, but still a slow start in a league where sluggishness out of the blocks can be fatal. More than 3, [...]
Hell Week: Almost Over
By: Rob |Hazing usually occurs when you first join a group, but in the Premier League, the first season must be considered something of a trial period, a free pass to see if you’ve got enough to stick around. That second season though, that’s when the gloves come off. You want to stay up for more than [...]
The Offseason: No Respect for Royals
By: Rob |After a season of getting used to the idea that Reading weren’t merely recently-promoted newbies with a return ticket already booked for the Championship, but actually legit European slot contenders, this offseason came as something of a shock. Turns out most players have longer memories than I do, and in the transfer/contract-renewal market, Reading was [...]






